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Bust a Gut Laughing at These Zombie Jokes

Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately! What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? A MANwich! What did the zombie do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt! Why was the zombie expelled from … Continue reading

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Zombie MD: Are You Dead Yet?

This post courtesy of Alex Berg circa 2006. Although it may not be readily apparent, some zombies are in better health than others. Last year nearly 80% of zombies suffered from corpserot, maggot infections, or missing limb syndrome-all preventable maladies. … Continue reading

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