Tag Archives: Woody Allen

Buggy Quotes: Insects, Bugs, and Arachnids

Mosquitoes are the greatest mass murderers on planet Earth. Katherine Applegate Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how … Continue reading

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9 Innings of Baseball Quotes

A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours. Ray Fitzgerald October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.  Jason Love It ain’t … Continue reading

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My Favorite Card and Board Game Quotes

I’m off to the Toy Fair next month. I’ll be spending most of my time in game section! Tell me, please, which games I should look for? Bridge is essentially a social game, unfortunately is attracts a substantial amount of … Continue reading

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Mirth, Merriment, Hilarity and Har-De-Har: Quotes About Laughing

Don’t let the long, cold winter snuff out your sense of humor! I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck Laughter is the tonic, the … Continue reading

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One Liners About Toys From My Favorite Comedians

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. Woody Allen Little girls love dolls. … Continue reading

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One Liners About Politicians!

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. Groucho Marx I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. Woody … Continue reading

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Oh Buoy! Tackling Fish Quotes!

Reel funny! A fishing pole is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool on the other. 
Samuel Johnson Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
 Dave Barry The fishing … Continue reading

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Cooking with Laughs: Quotes About Cooking

I used to cook. Years ago. Once I was grilling sausage and wandered away for I don’t know what. Soon the smoke detectors went off. I naturally assumed one of the kids had been playing with matches.  Charging heroically upstairs … Continue reading

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Holy Smokes! Great American Smokeout Day November 21st!

The American Cancer Society(ACS) has designated Thursday November 21th as theGreat American Smokeout Day. This day is to encourage smokers to kick the habit. Do you know any one who is trying to quit smoking? My first piece of advice would be … Continue reading

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Getting Older is Getting Better? Really?

Well aging is certainly a deep well of humor!  By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had … Continue reading

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