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A Polar Bear’s 10 Favorite Jokes

On my last trip to the North Pole, I asked a friendly polar bear to give me a few of his favorite jokes. Here they are: Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in theater! What noise wakes you … Continue reading

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Snowmen Jokes!

How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you! What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies! What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes! What do snowmen like on their burgers? Chilly sauce! What does a snowman take … Continue reading

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Brrrrring on the Winter Weather Jokes!

OK. I’m ready for Spring!!!! What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? “Where were you on the night of September to March?” What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies! What do snowmen have for … Continue reading

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PSA: Summer Clothes Shrinkage Warning!

Did you know that merely storing one’s summer clothes in a closet during the cold winter months can cause significant shrinkage? Well it does! I put on a pair of my shorts from last year today and they are 2 … Continue reading

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Those Crazy Polar Bears: Polar Puns

Who knew polar bears were such jokesters? These jokes come straight out of the Arctic Comedy Clubs: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? Lost! Penguins live in Antarctica! Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in! … Continue reading

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Ah Winter! Quotes About Snow

I have always felt lucky to live where winter means snow-and lots of it! Not everyone feels the same. Until I came to Canada I never knew ‘snow‘ was a four letter word. Alberto Manguel When it snows, you have … Continue reading

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Snowman Jokes-As Plentiful as Snowflakes!

Who would have every thought there would be so many jokes about snowmen? What do you call a snowman in the summer? A Puddle! What kind of currency do snowmen use? Cold cash! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted … Continue reading

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