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Here Comes the Bride! Funny Quotes About Love and Marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney¬†Dangerfield I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,”There’s water in the carburetor!” I said,”Where’s the car?” She said, “In the lake!” Henny Youngman I … Continue reading

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