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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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Ellen Degeneres: Funny Quotes

Here are a few of our favorite Ellen Degeneresisms: I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that. My grandmother started walking five miles a day … Continue reading

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Rita Rudner Quotes

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine. (Did you know she was a dancer before … Continue reading

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Playing with….Paraprosdokians!

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader to reinterpret or reframe the first part. Here’s a few of our favorites: Where there’s … Continue reading

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The Del Close Marathon in 15 Seconds

Last week, we gave a spotlight to our dear friend Rudy Behrens, whose improv team will be participating in the annual 14th  Del Close Marathon at the UCB Theatre in NYC. Thanks to Ed Vail we have some history of … Continue reading

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