Tag Archives: W.C. Fields

Cheers! Quotes About Drinking

Bottoms up! If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death. Milton Berle To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems. Homer Simpson Now don’t say you can’t swear off … Continue reading

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Win? Place? Show? Horse Racing Quotes

Mint Juleps, elaborate hats, and betting! It’s almost time for the Kentucky Derby! You’re better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn’t wanna wander … Continue reading

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