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Christmas Cheer: Funny Christmas Quotes From Your Favorite Comedians

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap departmentand told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright No self-respecting mother … Continue reading

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14 Classic Insults!

These are some of my favorite insults. What are yours? Tell me in the comment section below! He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde He has all of the virtues I dislike and none … Continue reading

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Holiday House Guests: Naughty or Nice?

I think that if someone knows me well enough to visit and spend the night, that person should know that I am not particularly tidy…so why should I bother to clean the house? My husband disagrees so every November first … Continue reading

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Comedians on Santa Claus

Here’s some Ho Ho Ho for your holiday season: Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa … Continue reading

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