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Join Me in the Garden! It’s Time for Vegetables Jokes!

Here’s a bumper crop garden humor: What do you call an ear of corn who joins the army? Kernel! Where does lettuce go for a date? The salad bar! What did the carrot say to the celery? Quit stalking me! … Continue reading

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My 6 Favorite Vegetable Gardening Quotes

My vegetable garden is a laughable mess of weeds, shade-stunted plants, and deer-eaten stumps. Next year! Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.  Doug Larson It’s difficult to think anything but … Continue reading

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A Bushel of Knock Knock Jokes!

These punderful jokes are garden-inspired! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Honey Dew! Honey Dew who? Honey Dew be … Continue reading

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