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Fangs for the Vampire Jokes!

Why did the vampire subscribe to the NY Times? Because he heard it had a great circulation! What did the vampire order at the bar? A Bloody Mary! Why does the vampire need cold medicine? For his coffin! Why are … Continue reading

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Vampire Jokes-Biting Humor

Why does the vampire need cold medicine? For his coffin! How does a polite vampire greet someone? “Pleased to eat you!” What do overweight vampires drink? Blood Lite! Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes?
Too much competition! What has webbed feet, feathers, … Continue reading

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