Tag Archives: Valentines Day

I Heart Valentines Day Jokes!

Valentines Day definitely calls for the the corniest of jokes and puns: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th! What did the tarantula say about his date? We met on the web! Why didn’t Cupid shoot … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Just in time for Valentines Day! People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bette Davis A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance. … Continue reading

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We’re Nuts About Squirrelly Valentines Day Jokes

Well go figure! As I was rounded up some Valentines Day jokes I noticed that quite a few were about squirrels. Hope these cashew at a good moment! What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s … Continue reading

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Love Is In The Air!

Just in time for Valentines Day! Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner True love stories never … Continue reading

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Red Skelton’s Take on Marriage

Ouch! I sure hope Red Skelton’s wife had a sense of humor! I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said,”Dust!” My wife told me the car … Continue reading

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A Nerd’s Guide To Pick Up Lines

It can be a daunting task to find a mate that is stimulating physically AND mentally. Try these pick up lines at your next gathering and see who responds: Your name must be Google because you have everything I’m searching … Continue reading

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The 10 Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

I consider this a public service announcement. Doing my part to make sure these pick up lines are never used again. Do not read if you are faint of heart! Do you have a sunburn or are you always this … Continue reading

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Pucker Up, Buttercup! A Few Funny Quotes about Marriage

Erma Bombeck once said about marriage,”He who laughs, lasts.” Yep. Here’s a few funny quotes to help you get through the day laughing: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Jeff Foxworthy Marriage is the only … Continue reading

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