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Christmas Stocking Stuffers: Small Games

Hey Santa! Did your elves tell you that almost everyone likes to find a few games inside their stockings? Yep. It’s a fact and we made a video to help you know which games are small enough to fit nicely … Continue reading

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Having Seconds? Cannibal Jokes

Here’s another dollop of cannibal jokes!  When do cannibals leave the table?  When everyone’s eaten! What do cannibals eat for dessert?  Chocolate covered aunts! What is a cannibal’s favorite game?  Swallow the leader! What did the cannibals do at the … Continue reading

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Cure for Senioritis Collegium Baffles Doctors

Doctors around the world are scrambling to find a cure for senioritis collegium. Senioritis collegium is an ailment that strikes 1 in 5 college seniors each year. Risk factors include attending a four year college or university and being between … Continue reading

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Excuse Presented to Teacher for a Tardy Assignment By Rube Goldberg, Age 12

Alex Berg circa 2006 Dear Mrs. Smathersby, Please excuse the tardiness of this assignment. I understand that you are a stern taskmaster, and I did not mean to take your deadline of “Tuesday, before recess” lightly. However, I feel it … Continue reading

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Getting Older is Getting Better? Really?

Well aging is certainly a deep well of humor!  By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had … Continue reading

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Jack Benny One Liners

Jack Benny was known for his dry wit. He often punctuated his stand up show with short riffs from his ubiquitous violin. Here are some of my favorites: Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t … Continue reading

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Having a Picnic with Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Falafel. Falafel who? Falafel my bike & cut my knee! (this one’s for you, Adel!) Knock Knock! Who’s there? Catsup. Catsup who? Catsup on the roof. Should I bring him down? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Clara. … Continue reading

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Survival Guides For Ants: When Anteaters Attack by Alex Berg

AUGH! An Anteater Is Attacking My Colony! First off- calm down. Yes, anteaters are wily, and yes, they do eat ants, but there are ants that have met anteaters and lived to tell the tale. Several of us wrote this … Continue reading

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Dig These:More Archaeologist Jokes!

These jokes are ancient! How did the ancient Romans cut their hair? With a pair of Caesars. Why did the archaeologist quit his job? Because his career in ruins! Why did Alexander the Great go to the dentist? To get … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Open Your Door for These Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Date! Date who? Date my brother this weekend? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up quickly I need to use the … Continue reading

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