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Erma Bombeck- Oh Mother!

Erma Bombeck always saw the humor in the everyday mishaps of family life! Never have more children than you have car windows. All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with … Continue reading

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Financial Funnies: Banker Jokes

Who ever said bankers don’t have a sense of humor? Oh wait, these jokes are ABOUT bankers, not written BY bankers. Never mind. How does one make a million dollars in the stock market? Start with two million dollars! What’s … Continue reading

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Bullshit Button: Let Your Fingers Do the Talking!

Have you ever wanted to scream, “THAT’S BULLSHIT!”, at your coworker, boss, child, or spouse but did not want to suffer the repercussions of speaking so bluntly? That’s why these nifty Bullshit Buttons have been selling so well! Watch one … Continue reading

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You Got What? Wedding Gift Disasters by Maribel Wright

Every bride is thankful for the wedding gifts they receive. Most of us agree that sharing the wedding day with friends and family is more important than receiving gifts but sometimes you have to wonder…”What were they thinking”? If you’re … Continue reading

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What’s the Difference Between Tax Avoidance & Tax Evasion?

 Jail! Here’s a few more jokes to take the sting out of Tax Day: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter! (Thank you, … Continue reading

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What Does An Accountant Do to Liven Up a Party?

Not show up! OUCH! Well. I’m guessing by these jokes that accountants are not know for their senses of humor. Come on, CPA’s! Prove me wrong! When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he … Continue reading

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The Vienna Fire Department’s Success & Failure To Rescue Schrodinger’s Cat

We borrowed an old post from Alex Berg, soon to be famous comedian. Mr. Schrödinger- my name is Sgt. Hasenpfeffer. I’m from the Vienna Fire Department, whom you called recently to rescue your cat, Whiskers Heisenberg, from a tree. Mr. … Continue reading

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A Cornucopia of Cannibal Jokes

While scouring the internet for food jokes, I found bushels of cannibal jokes. Here’s a few of my favorites: What did the cannibal order for take out? A pizza with everyone! Why was the cannibal expelled from school? He was … Continue reading

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Local Weatherman Victim of Hate Crime

Fairfield, CT/April 1st In what has been termed the “Hate Crime of the Year” Connecticut weatherman Chip Monk was dragged from his station, buried in a pile of dirty slush.and taunted with vocational slurs. The wrongdoers claimed last weeks’s snowfall … Continue reading

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National Doctors’ Day March 30th

Did you know that in the early 1990’s President George Bush officially declared March 30th National Doctors’ Day? So Saturday is the day to pat your favorite doctor on the back. At Mirth in a Box we are pleased to present … Continue reading

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