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Preamble to An Eruption by Alex Berg

Declaration Of Eruption Despite my prior record of volcanic dormancy, the subduction of the convergent plate boundary upon which I am stationed has resulted in an abnormal lithospheric pressure differential which shall be remedied during the week of January 8th, … Continue reading

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6 Great Quotes About College

There isn’t a child who hasn’t gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn’t return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.  Art Buchwald Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of … Continue reading

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Hansel & Gretel’s Moral Quandary Upon Finding An Untended Gingerbread House In The Forest

Hansel: Inasmuch as gingerbread is a man made substance, and we are men (in the general sense of the term), there is no reason we should not eat this gingerbread house. No beast in this realm or any other feasts … Continue reading

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Good Grief! Oxymorons Once Again!

Oxymorons (a combination of words that have opposite or very different meanings per Merrima- Webster Dictionary) abound in everyday speech. Here’s a few that I have com across recently: Painless Dentistry– Yep. I guess novocaine helps a bit but getting … Continue reading

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