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Why Camp Care Packages Are Needed Now More Than Ever

Camp Care Packages are wonderful opportunities for parents to introduce new activities to their kids, to keep school skills sharp (oh so subtly!), and to teach their children about sharing and cooperation. Here’s how you can get an A+ from … Continue reading

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Prometheus Voices A Concern by Alex Berg

Zeus? Can we talk for a second about this punishment you’ve meted outĀ for me? And, before I begin, I am sorry about the whole giving fire to mankind thing. I didn’t think you’d take it like you did, and I … Continue reading

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Mouth-Watering Recipes For Water Moccasins

The following recipes were taken from Snake Bites: Forkfuls For Forked Tongues, by A. Piscivorus; Reptile Publishing Syndicate (1983). Edited by Alex Berg. Rat- Stuffed Rat Ingredients 1/4 cup ground rat 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 2 tablespoons finely chopped … Continue reading

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Hansel & Gretel’s Moral Quandary Upon Finding An Untended Gingerbread House In The Forest

Hansel: Inasmuch as gingerbread is a man made substance, and we are men (in the general sense of the term), there is no reason we should not eat this gingerbread house. No beast in this realm or any other feasts … Continue reading

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Survival Guides For Ants: When Anteaters Attack by Alex Berg

AUGH! An Anteater Is Attacking My Colony! First off- calm down. Yes, anteaters are wily, and yes, they do eat ants, but there are ants that have met anteaters and lived to tell the tale. Several of us wrote this … Continue reading

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Proposed Budget For “Fort Awesome!” Construction Project

Gee thanks, Alex! We once again use one of your old blog posts from Microananlysis. To whom it may concern: Below is the itemized budget proposal for the materials required to construct Fort Awesome! as per the specifications outlined by … Continue reading

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