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Cooking with Laughs: Quotes About Cooking

I used to cook. Years ago. Once I was grilling sausage and wandered away for I don’t know what. Soon the smoke detectors went off. I naturally assumed one of the kids had been playing with matches.  Charging heroically upstairs … Continue reading

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Keep on Smiling. Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes

I guess the only perfect Thanksgiving dinners were at Norman Rockwell’s house. On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.  Anonymous Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ? John … Continue reading

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A Venerated Turkey Speaks On The Eve Of Thanksgiving by Alex Berg

Sigh. Alex Berg, you’ve captured the spirit of Thanksgiving perfectly. Would you like a thigh or breast? A Venerated Turkey Addresses His Fellow Birds, Offering His Wisdom And Counsel, On The Eve Of Thanksgiving Fellow turkeys- Thanksgiving is a day … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Jokes: Real Turkeys!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, … Continue reading

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

According to Reba McEntire, “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. We agree. Here’s some zingers to help you through Thanksgiving Dinner: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Day Dinner: Gobble and Oink!

Irv Kupcinet once said, “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Probably true. I consider myself to be an optimist. In fact I’ll have my glass half-filled all day with highly caloric beverages. Thanksgiving, … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Day Dinner: Gobble and Oink!

Irv Kupcinet once said, “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Probably true. I consider myself to be an optimist. In fact I’ll have my glass half-filled all day with highly caloric beverages. Thanksgiving, … Continue reading

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Open Casting Call for Thanksgiving Reality TV Show

Open Casting Call for New Reality TV Show, “Thanksgiving Dinner” The newly launched WTF (What The F*@%&) network is hosting an open casting call for Episode 4 (Thanksgiving Dinner) of its latest reality show, “Home for the Holidays“. Please bring … Continue reading

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