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Bbbye Bye! Quotes About Money

April 15th. Sigh. The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. Albert Einstein Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. Ronald Reagan I love to go to Washington-if only to be near my … Continue reading

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7 Timely Quotes About Taxes

I’ve filed my extension. How about you? It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required. Anonymous I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes . … Continue reading

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What’s the Difference Between Tax Avoidance & Tax Evasion?

 Jail! Here’s a few more jokes to take the sting out of Tax Day: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter! (Thank you, … Continue reading

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Taxes! Quotes & Quips!

T. S. Eliot begins best known poem, “The Wasteland” with, ‘April is the cruellest month…’ . No, he wasn’t referring to Tax Day in the US of A, but if it weren’t for the abundance of spring flowers we might … Continue reading

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What Does An Accountant Do to Liven Up a Party?

Not show up! OUCH! Well. I’m guessing by these jokes that accountants are not know for their senses of humor. Come on, CPA’s! Prove me wrong! When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he … Continue reading

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