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Happy Hump Day!

The bad news….2 more days until your tax returns are due. The good news….the week is half over! Here’s a camel picture. It might help. Actually, it might be a dromedary but that certainly doesn’t change that fact that it is … Continue reading

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7 Jokes You Should Never Tell An IRS Tax Collector

Well, maybe after April 15th. How can you tell if your tax collector is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes instead of his own! Who is the better detective-Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A tax accountant because he’ll … Continue reading

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What’s the Difference Between Tax Avoidance & Tax Evasion?

 Jail! Here’s a few more jokes to take the sting out of Tax Day: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter! (Thank you, … Continue reading

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Taxes! Quotes & Quips!

T. S. Eliot begins best known poem, “The Wasteland” with, ‘April is the cruellest month…’ . No, he wasn’t referring to Tax Day in the US of A, but if it weren’t for the abundance of spring flowers we might … Continue reading

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What Does An Accountant Do to Liven Up a Party?

Not show up! OUCH! Well. I’m guessing by these jokes that accountants are not know for their senses of humor. Come on, CPA’s! Prove me wrong! When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he … Continue reading

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