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10 Great Quotes About Coffee

An alarm clock might get me out of bed, but a cup of coffee wakes me up. I love my first cup of coffee in the morning. Seems that I’m not alone in this love: What goes best with a … Continue reading

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I’m Loving My Dog Today! Funny Dog Quotes

Boy, do I love having a dog! Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.  Ann Landers Life is like a dog … Continue reading

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Steven Wright-The New King of One Liners

This guy always makes me laugh….after a double take. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. The early bird gets the worm, but the … Continue reading

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My Favorite Card and Board Game Quotes

I’m off to the Toy Fair next month. I’ll be spending most of my time in game section! Tell me, please, which games I should look for? Bridge is essentially a social game, unfortunately is attracts a substantial amount of … Continue reading

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One Liners About Toys From My Favorite Comedians

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. Woody Allen Little girls love dolls. … Continue reading

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Games! Tis the Season! Quotes About Games

My number one favorite thing to do over the holidays is play games…followed closely by eating while playing games. It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said “Mate!” in a voice which failed to sound … Continue reading

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10 Great Quotes About Writing

Writing is the best way to talk without being interrupted. 
Jules Renard Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. Benjamin Franklin I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Quotes for Dog Lovers

I’ve been knee deep in dogs lately and loving it (they are sleeping right now). Here’s a apt lines about dogs from some of my favorite funny people: You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! 6 Classic Quotes About Hockey

The three important elements in hockey are: the forecheck, the backcheck and the paycheck. Gilbert Perreault All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. Gordie Howe I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game … Continue reading

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Skiing Quotes: Going Down Hill Fast

For all our friends who like to ski! The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and … Continue reading

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