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Mitch Hedburg Quotes

Mitch Hedburg’s (1968-2005) stand up comedy routines were known for his short, sharp one-liners. Here are a few of our favorites: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You … Continue reading

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