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A+ Architect Jokes

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the internet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought? How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? … Continue reading

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Chicken Jokes: A Baker’s Dozen

That’s thirteen, grade A jokes: How do chickens dance? 
Chick to chick! Why did the chicken only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken! Why was the rooster a disappointment to the hen? He wasn’t all he … Continue reading

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Hand Picked Vegetable Jokes

These a-peeled to me! Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled! What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato! What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to … Continue reading

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These Knock Knock Jokes Will Knock Your Socks Off!

Or not! Here’s a few knock knock jokes that I have not heard before: Knock knock! Who’s there? Noah! Noah who? Noah good place we can eat? Knock knock! Who’s there? Spell! Spell who? W H O! Knock knock! Who’s … Continue reading

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Claw-ful Cat Jokes

My dog told me these jokes. What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary? 
A cat that isn’t hungry any more! How do cats end a fight?
 They hiss and make up! Why don’t cats … Continue reading

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Time Flies When You’re Telling Insect Jokes!

These are un-bee-lievable! Bzzzzzzzz! What do flowers and the letter A have in common? Both have bees coming after them! Did you hear the one about the pregnant bed bug? She’ll have her babies in the spring! Why did the … Continue reading

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The 10 Best “Guy Walks in to a Bar” Jokes

I’ve been collecting these jokes for years. These are my absolute favorites. Today. Which are yours? A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says,’Why the long face?” A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his … Continue reading

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Did You Hear the One About the Molecular Biologist? Biology Jokes!

What did Gregor Mendel holler when he founded genetics? Woopea! What is the easiest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?  Pull down its genes! How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to … Continue reading

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Financial Funnies: Banker Jokes

Who ever said bankers don’t have a sense of humor? Oh wait, these jokes are ABOUT bankers, not written BY bankers. Never mind. How does one make a million dollars in the stock market? Start with two million dollars! What’s … Continue reading

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