Tag Archives: science

The Horsehead Nebula’s Plea

Thanks Alex Berg , c. 2006, for this fine post. Hey… IAU? International Astronomer’s Union? Can you hear me? It’s me… The Horsehead Nebula… Look I just wanted to ask… Well… Could you please give me a new nickname…. Anything … Continue reading

Posted in Guest Posts, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Did You Hear the One About the Molecular Biologist? Biology Jokes!

What did Gregor Mendel holler when he founded genetics? Woopea! What is the easiest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?  Pull down its genes! How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to … Continue reading

Posted in Jokes | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

A Nerd’s Guide To Pick Up Lines

It can be a daunting task to find a mate that is stimulating physically AND mentally. Try these pick up lines at your next gathering and see who responds: Your name must be Google because you have everything I’m searching … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

May the Quartz Be With You: Geology Jokes

My brother and his wife both studied geology at Mount Union College in Alliance, OH. I’m not sedimental but here are a few geology jokes for my brother on his birthday: Why wasn’t the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite! … Continue reading

Posted in Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment