Tag Archives: Saint Patricks Day

May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses: May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with! May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench … Continue reading

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Why Did The Elephant Wear Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day?

Because his red ones were dirty! A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock! What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick … Continue reading

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A Dozen Versions of the Classic Irish Song ‘Danny Boy’

I guess if I were a singer and I was performing on Saint Patrick’s Day, I would have my own version of “Danny Boy”. Some of the singers below nailed it while others…..should be nailed up. Click in the title … Continue reading

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The Ten Best Irish Toasts to Use on Saint Patrick’s Day

Here’s to being single…
Drinking doubles…
And seeing triple! May the good lord take a liking to you…but not too soon! May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, and never catch … Continue reading

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Gratitude Journal Entry: Thank You, Ireland!

Next week is Saint Patrick’s Day. Rather than mock the holiday that has been eclipsing my birthday (March 16th) for my entire life I decided to ponder all the wonderful things that Ireland has produced. Here’s my list: Wheaton Terriers … Continue reading

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St Patrick’s Day Essentials: Irish Curses…and an Irish Blessing

Wow! I’ve heard of Irish Blessings but I decided to Google ‘Irish curses‘ and found some delightfully devilish oaths. Check these out: May you find the bees but not the honey! May you be afflicted with the itch but have … Continue reading

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The Elephant Wore Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day And Other Jokes

Gee. Why did the elephant wear green sneakers on Saint Patrick’s Day? Because his red ones were dirty! Moving right along…. What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls? Rick O’Shea! What’s lazy and lieas around the pool? … Continue reading

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Trying to Catch a Leprechaun: Traps and Bait Tested

The Mirth in a Box Testing Facility folks have been working hard during happy hour at the Gaelic American Club. They have submitted the following research paper: Lab Notes: Annoying at best and down right malignant on a bad day, … Continue reading

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Saint Patrick’s Day Jokes

Mirth in a Box scoured the internet to find you this collection of Saint Patrick’s Day jokes. Wow. Now we see why the leprechauns are so testy! What do you call a dancing leprechaun with two left feet? A jig … Continue reading

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Knock Knock Jokes for Saint Patrick’s Day

March 17th comes only once a year so Mirth in a Box decided to pile on the Irish humor. Surprisingly, appropriate Knock Knock jokes were hard to find. Please send us some of your Irish/Leprechaun Knock Knock jokes. You’ll see them … Continue reading

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