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My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond On Halloween parents send their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween … Continue reading

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One Liners About Toys From My Favorite Comedians

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. Woody Allen Little girls love dolls. … Continue reading

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Eat, Drink and Be Scary: My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Seven more days until halloween…but who’s counting? Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! 6 Classic Quotes About Hockey

The three important elements in hockey are: the forecheck, the backcheck and the paycheck. Gilbert Perreault All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. Gordie Howe I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game … Continue reading

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Families are Like Fudge,Mostly Sweet with a Few Nuts:Quotes

Happiness is having a large,loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices-take it or leave it. Buddy Hacket If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may … Continue reading

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Cheers! Quotes About Drinking

Bottoms up! If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death. Milton Berle To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems. Homer Simpson Now don’t say you can’t swear off … Continue reading

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Holy Smokes! Great American Smokeout Day November 21st!

The American Cancer Society(ACS) has designated Thursday November 21th as theGreat American Smokeout Day. This day is to encourage smokers to kick the habit. Do you know any one who is trying to quit smoking? My first piece of advice would be … Continue reading

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Getting Older is Getting Better? Really?

Well aging is certainly a deep well of humor!  By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had … Continue reading

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Pucker Up, Buttercup! A Few Funny Quotes about Marriage

Erma Bombeck once said about marriage,”He who laughs, lasts.” Yep. Here’s a few funny quotes to help you get through the day laughing: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Jeff Foxworthy Marriage is the only … Continue reading

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What is the Second Most Common New Year’s Resolution?

You probably guessed it-Exercise! It certainly seems like a good idea after 5 glasses of champagne. Do any of these quotes caption how you feel about exercise on January 2nd? My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis … Continue reading

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