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Witty and Wacky Witch Jokes

We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters groan with pleasure! Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling! Is it possible to tell twin witches apart? Nope. No one can tell which … Continue reading

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How Do You Cheer Up a Blue Bird?

Do not disparrow! Try out these bird jokes (Good Grebe!): What do you get when you run over a bird with your lawnmower? Shredded Tweet! How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow! What birds spend … Continue reading

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I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face? Did you … Continue reading

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Flying High with Bird Jokes

What do you do for a sick bird? Take it for tweetment! Why was the lord of the manor and the gamekeeper upset? The pheasants were revolting! How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over … Continue reading

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All in Good Fun: Archie Bunker’s Hilarious Malapropisms

Several months ago I was writing a blog post about malapropisms and came across a gold mine (a gold mind?) of speech slip ups attributed to Archie Bunker, the bigoted patriarch in the ground-breaking sit com, “All in the Family” … Continue reading

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These Pig Jokes Will Make You Squeal

Oink. Oink. What do you call the bathroom in a pigsty? The hogwash! What type of party did the Big Bad Wolf throw for the Three Little Pigs? A Swine and Cheese Party! Why did the three little pigs fall … Continue reading

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Just for the Halibut: Fishing Quotes

If you know any more, let minnow!  If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. … Continue reading

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Pachyderm Puns!

If it doesn’t involve a trunk it’s irrelephant! How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift! What do you do with a green elephant? Wait till it ripens! Why are elephants so poor? Because they work for peanuts! … Continue reading

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“Tom Swifties Again” Tom Recited (Get It?)

“3.142,” Tom enumerated piously. “This is the Netherlands,” Tom stated flatly. “Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails!” Tom said disgustedly. “Congratulations. You graduated,” Tom said diplomatically. “I can’t believe you set off the dynamite!” Tom said … Continue reading

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Malapropisms: Let’s Have Fun Whether You Like it or Not!

Let’s get the nitty gritty out of the way. What is a malapropism? The dictionary tells us: Malapropism noun-[MAL-uh-prop-iz-uhm]-The act of misusing words ridiculously,  especially by the confusion of words that are similar in sound. A few fine examples: “Mother … Continue reading

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