Tag Archives: puns

Valentines Day Jokes

Forgive me. I have always loved a corny jokes and Valentines Day (via Valentines Day cards) is the mother lode of puns. Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart? He can’t hit a target that small ! … Continue reading

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The Most Punderful TIme of the Year!

Oh deer! It is reining puns! Here’s some puns &  jokes sent in by a few Mirth in a Blog readers: Little Johnny: Can I please have a new puppy for Christmas?  Mother: No way! You’ll eat the ham like … Continue reading

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Cyborg Monday: Jokes

Cyborgs (cybernetic organisms) are known to lack a sense of humor and these jokes confirm it! Why did the cyborg cross the road? To terminate all humans on the other side. What kind of music does a cyborg listen to? … Continue reading

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Witch Jokes: Wicked and Witty

We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters groan with pleasure! Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling! How does one tell twin witches apart? No one … Continue reading

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Major Punage Alert!

Damn! Somewhere upstream the levees broke and we shore have been flooded with puns! Here’s a few more sent to Mirth in a Box by hardcore punsters: I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can … Continue reading

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Pumpkins: The Silliest Squash

It’s October so we just have to have a few pumpkin puns! What do you call a fat Jack o’ Lantern? A Plumpkin! What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o’ Lantern by its diameter? … Continue reading

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“I See” Said the Blind Man: Wellerisms

My father thought wellerisms were soooo funny! His favorite was “I see,” said the blind man. I would politely chuckle while he was cackling at his own cleverness. Wellerisms are, without getting too technical, a type of pun based on … Continue reading

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Ghost Jokes: Boo Hoo?

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him! What … Continue reading

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Plenty o’ Puns

Pun noun[puhn]- A play on words; the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize its different meanings or the use of words that are alike (or nearly alike) in sound but different in meaning. I stayed up … Continue reading

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Tom Swifties: Wordplay Continued

Several months back we posted our Tom Swifties blog post on our Facebook page. Who knew so many of our Facebook friends were rapid punsters? Here’s some of their Tom Swifties: “I don’t own a BB Gun,” Tom said lackadaisically. … Continue reading

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