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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes: Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people! What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more … Continue reading

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How Many Politicians Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Wow. So many answers to the age old question, “How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?” Here are some of my favorites: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?¬†Four, one to change … Continue reading

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Oy! Quotes About Politics

Politics and the weather! Seems that all anyone is talking about! I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. P J O’ Rourke A politician needs the … Continue reading

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Quotes About Politics and Politicians

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. H. L. Mencken¬† I don’t think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then if … Continue reading

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Will Rogers on Politics and Politicians

Will Rogers was an American Renaissance man. His lassoing talents landed him in the Guinness Book of World Records. His cowboy skills helped launch a career in vaudeville and Rogers later became a popular Hollywood movie star. Will Rogers went … Continue reading

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Christie Withholds Super Bowl Party Invitation to Party Pooper Mayor

Lawyers from the US Attorneys Office have been meeting with Dawn Zimmer, mayor of Hoboken N J, after she claimed Governor Chris Christie threatened to exclude her from his Super-sized Super Bowl XLVII party that will be held this coming … Continue reading

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Lawyer Jokes Part 2

Here’s some more jokes for our bulging “lawyer jokes” file: What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey … Continue reading

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Etch A Sketch Sales Sky Rocket!

A representative for The Ohio Art Company said sales of their Etch A Sketch has soared thanks to a gaff by Romney spokesperson, Eric Fehrnstrom. On March 21 Fehrnstrom said, “You hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything … Continue reading

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