Tag Archives: PJ ORourke

The Holiday Office Party: RSVP Yes or No?

Ahhhhh. I don’t really have an office party any more. Do you? What I don’t like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party … Continue reading

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Little Children-Headache, Big Children-Big Headache: 6 Funny Quotes About Teenagers

Pass the Advil, please! As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. … Continue reading

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Quotes About Kids: Guess Who Had Kids…And Who Didn’t!

A few of my favorite quotes about kids: In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. Robert Benchley
  Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P.J. O’Rourke  We … Continue reading

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

According to Reba McEntire, “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. We agree. Here’s some zingers to help you through Thanksgiving Dinner: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of … Continue reading

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Quotes on Politicians by the Famous and Infamous

I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. P. J. O’Rourke  In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.George Carlin If a politician found he had … Continue reading

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