Tag Archives: Phyllis Diller

Love And Dating: Quotes From Celebrities

With Valentines Day just around the corner we thought we’d see what some experts had to say about dating. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx  A girl phoned me the other day and said… … Continue reading

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What is the Second Most Common New Year’s Resolution?

You probably guessed it-Exercise! It certainly seems like a good idea after 5 glasses of champagne. Do any of these quotes caption how you feel about exercise on January 2nd? My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis … Continue reading

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Funny Christmas Quotes

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. … Continue reading

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

According to Reba McEntire, “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. We agree. Here’s some zingers to help you through Thanksgiving Dinner: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of … Continue reading

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Phyllis Diller on Motherhood

94-year-old Phyllis Diller didn’t start her career in comedy until she was in her late 30′s. Raising 6 children gave her plenty of material. Here are a few of Diller’s observations on her days as a housewife: My cooking is … Continue reading

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