Tag Archives: Phyllis Diller

Football Quotes

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.  Merle Kessler The reason women … Continue reading

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8 Fun Quotes Aboout Babies

It seems as if everyone I know is having a baby! How many baby showers have you been to this past year? We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the … Continue reading

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The 10 Funniest Quotes About Golf

These are my favorites. What are your? Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Bob Hope If you think … Continue reading

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Mirth, Merriment, Hilarity and Har-De-Har: Quotes About Laughing

Don’t let the long, cold winter snuff out your sense of humor! I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck Laughter is the tonic, the … Continue reading

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The Holiday Office Party: RSVP Yes or No?

Ahhhhh. I don’t really have an office party any more. Do you? What I don’t like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party … Continue reading

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Batter Up! Baseball Quotes

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like. Phyllis Diller Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. Yogi Berra Now there are three things you can do in a baseball … Continue reading

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Quotes About Kids: Guess Who Had Kids…And Who Didn’t!

A few of my favorite quotes about kids: In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. Robert Benchley
  Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P.J. O’Rourke  We … Continue reading

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Cooking with Laughs: Quotes About Cooking

I used to cook. Years ago. Once I was grilling sausage and wandered away for I don’t know what. Soon the smoke detectors went off. I naturally assumed one of the kids had been playing with matches.  Charging heroically upstairs … Continue reading

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Have A Very Merry Christmas: 7 Funny Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked  for my autograph. Shirley Temple Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than … Continue reading

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Keep on Smiling. Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes

I guess the only perfect Thanksgiving dinners were at Norman Rockwell’s house. On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.  Anonymous Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ? John … Continue reading

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