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Teddy Bear Jokes:Unbearable!

Pawthetic? Fur sure! What did the teddy bear say after dinner? I’m stuffed! What do you called a Teddy Bear with no ears? A Teddy B! What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A … Continue reading

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Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him! What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream! What do you … Continue reading

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PG Sheep Jokes-Shear Hilarity

Happy Chinese New Year! In honor of the Year of the Sheep, here are a few clean sheep jokes. I found some terrific off color ones but since we spend the summer catering to the camp crowd, I thought I’d … Continue reading

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Join Me in the Garden! It’s Time for Vegetables Jokes!

Here’s a bumper crop garden humor: What do you call an ear of corn who joins the army? Kernel! Where does lettuce go for a date? The salad bar! What did the carrot say to the celery? Quit stalking me! … Continue reading

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A Dozen Egg-cellent Egg Jokes

These cracked me up! How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up! What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker! What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day! What sport are the eggs good at? Running! Why is … Continue reading

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Super Duper Collection of Knock Knock Jokes

Need an endless supply of Knock Knock Jokes? Here are links to all the Knock Knock jokes we’ve posted between Jan 2013 and August 2013 (don’t judge!): Knock Knock Jokes for the Happy Camper  Oh No! More Knock Knock Jokes … Continue reading

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