Tag Archives: Paula Poundstone

What is the Number One News Year’s Resolution?

Dieting! Here’s what a few of our favorite comedians have to say about that well-worn topic: The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child My wife is a light eater. … Continue reading

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Paula Poundstone: One Funny Woman

Here are a few classic Paula Poundstone quotes: My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how … Continue reading

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