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Erma Bombeck- Oh Mother!

Erma Bombeck always saw the humor in the everyday mishaps of family life! Never have more children than you have car windows. All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with … Continue reading

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National Doctors’ Day March 30th

Did you know that in the early 1990’s President George Bush officially declared March 30th National Doctors’ Day? So Saturday is the day to pat your favorite doctor on the back. At Mirth in a Box we are pleased to present … Continue reading

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New Baby Jokes

Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? Yes, pregnancy!  Our baby was born last week. When will my wife beginning to feel and act normally again? When the kid is in college! What is colic? A reminder … Continue reading

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Rodney Dangerfield Takes on Doctors

Rodney Dangerfield claimed he never got any respect but his self deprecating humor appealed to just about everybody. We think even your doctor will crack a smile at these jokes: My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I … Continue reading

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All in the Family: The Jokes on You!

Most people will soon be spending at least a bit of quality time with their families. A quick look around found that, though mothers-in-law bore the brunt of most jokes, no member of the family was immune. Here’s a few … Continue reading

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Ellen Degeneres: Funny Quotes

Here are a few of our favorite Ellen Degeneresisms: I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that. My grandmother started walking five miles a day … Continue reading

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Lenny Bruce Quotes

Lenny Bruce (1925-1966) paved the way for modern comedians. His edgy comedy criticized religion and politics and was laced with sexual content. Convicted of obscenity in 1964, he was posthumously pardoned. Here are a few of his tamer classic quotes: … Continue reading

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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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Rita Rudner Quotes

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine. (Did you know she was a dancer before … Continue reading

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Paula Poundstone: One Funny Woman

Here are a few classic Paula Poundstone quotes: My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how … Continue reading

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