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Buggy Quotes: Insects, Bugs, and Arachnids

Mosquitoes are the greatest mass murderers on planet Earth. Katherine Applegate Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how … Continue reading

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Ahhh! Gotta Love These Quotes About Families!

I look forward to filling our house with family all year long….and then I long for a good nights sleep. Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. George Carlin If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve … Continue reading

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I’m Digging These Garden Quotes!

All I want to do is garden all day long! Alas, I do not. If you have a  garden and a library, you have everything you need. Cicero A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they … Continue reading

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I’m Loving My Dog Today! Funny Dog Quotes

Boy, do I love having a dog! Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.  Ann Landers Life is like a dog … Continue reading

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Barking Up The Family Tree: Quotes about Grandparents

Ahhhhhhh. How wonderful to have grandparents. These are some of my favorite quotes about the older generation. Do you have a favorite? The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them … Continue reading

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Candy is Dandy! 5 Great Quotes About Candy

As Halloween gets closer my sweet tooth gets sharper! A lot of people like lollipops.  I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin … Continue reading

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