Tag Archives: nostalgia

Valentines Day Jokes

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Forgive me. I have always loved a corny jokes and Valentines Day (via Valentines Day cards) is the mother lode of puns. Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart? He can’t hit a target that small ! … Continue reading →

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Rosanne Barr: Domestic Goddess

Posted on September 14, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Roseanne Barr’s trademark gum-snapping, nasal snipes made her one of Hollywood’s most popular comedians. Here’s a few of her witticisms: I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on. Experts say you should never hit your … Continue reading →

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Yogi Berra: Malapropism MVP

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Yogi Berra’s tenure as a Major League baseball player, manager and coach earned him a spot in the Baseball Hall of Fame, but his delightful way with the English language earned him a special spot in my heart.  A Malapropism is humorous … Continue reading →

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College Circa 1974: Good Old Days?

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Thank you, Larry Fisher for this insightful guest post! Bring back the good old days.  Are you kidding? College, back-when, wasn’t always so good.  Here’s a comparison of then and now. Today, Internet registration for drops, adds and changes is … Continue reading →

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UCB Theatre LA: Artistic Excellence & Highbrow Hijinks

Posted on July 25, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Mischief and mayhem took hold of the normally reserved crew at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in LA Monday night. UCB is home to all things comedy and runs one of the premier improv schools in the country. Comedians took … Continue reading →

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Henny Youngman’s Doctor Jokes

Posted on July 23, 2012 by Gay Gasser

The patient says, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” The doctor says, “Then don’t do that” The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.” Mrs. Cohen answered “So did my arthritis!” A doctor gave a … Continue reading →

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GI Joe Denies Latest Doping Charges

Posted on July 18, 2012 by Gay Gasser

GI Joe scoffs at the latest round of accusations that hint that the toy hero’s manly physique might be man made. “I am one hundred percent natural. When they made me God broke the mold.” GI’s friend Ken stated that … Continue reading →

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Limericks

Posted on July 10, 2012 by Gay Gasser

A limerick is a funny, often bawdy, poem consisting of three long and two short lines rhyming aabba. It was popularized by Edward Lear. Huh? Here’s an example from the master, Edward Lear: There was an Old Man with a … Continue reading →

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5 Things I Learned at Summer Camp

Posted on July 5, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Back in the day I went to sleep away camp. For three years I went to Santa Maria Camp on Turkey Foot Lake in Akron Ohio. It was condemned and torn down (really) so my last summer camp was a … Continue reading →

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Troll Sighting Near Burr Homestead

Posted on June 22, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Fairfield, CT According to a friend of a friend, a small, naked troll was seen strolling past the Burr Homestead late Friday night. A passerby chased the troll in to some shrubbery and quickly phoned her best friend. News of … Continue reading →

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