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Mummy! They’re Making Fun of You!!! Mummy Jokes

You’d have to be a stiff not to appreciate these great mummy jokes we dug up: Why don’t mummies have many friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves! What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Rap music! Why don’t mummies … Continue reading

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Egyptologists Excavate Prehysterical Jokes!

Who did the Egyptologist visit when she had a pain in her back?  A Cairopractor!  Why did Cleopatra shun her therapist? Because she was the Queen of Denial! Cleopatra: I’d like to take a milk bath now. Attendant: Pasteurized? Cleopatra: … Continue reading

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