Tag Archives: Mothers Day

A Dozen Funny Quotes About Mothers

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck I told my mother-in-law that my house … Continue reading

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Kid-Friendly Jokes About Mothers

Well, well, well. Twas tough to find a few PG-rated jokes about mothers! Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam! What did the digital clock say to his mother? Look Ma! No hands! What … Continue reading

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Quotes About Kids: Guess Who Had Kids…And Who Didn’t!

A few of my favorite quotes about kids: In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. Robert Benchley
  Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P.J. O’Rourke  We … Continue reading

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Erma Bombeck- Oh Mother!

Erma Bombeck always saw the humor in the everyday mishaps of family life! Never have more children than you have car windows. All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with … Continue reading

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Public Service Announcement: Mothers’ Day is Coming!

Mirth in a Box (why yes, yes we do sell gifts, why do you ask?) wants to make sure you remember Mothers Day this year! Roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you. Would you … Continue reading

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Phyllis Diller on Motherhood

94-year-old Phyllis Diller didn’t start her career in comedy until she was in her late 30’s. Raising 6 children gave her plenty of material. Here are a few of Diller’s observations on her days as a housewife: My cooking is … Continue reading

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Oh Mother! Silly & Sassy Quotes About Mothers

Mirth in a Box prefers snappy to sappy. We thought these quotes about mothers were darn fun! A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.  Author Unknown Sweater, noun. A garment worn by a child … Continue reading

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Comedians on Mothers and Motherhood

Mirth in a Box loves mothers and Mothers’ Day! However sometimes this holiday gets a tad too saccharine. Here’s what some of our favorite funny people have to say about mothers: My mother buried three husbands-and two of them were … Continue reading

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