Tag Archives: Mitch Hedburg

14 Memorable Quotes About Books

Are you the type who likes to curls up with a good book on a cold night? I sure am. I think you’ll enjoy these quotes: Every burned book enlightens the world. Ralph Waldo Emerson There are worse crimes than … Continue reading

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Candy is Dandy! 5 Great Quotes About Candy

As Halloween gets closer my sweet tooth gets sharper! A lot of people like lollipops.  I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin … Continue reading

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The Sleeping Fox Catches No Poultry and Other Quotes About Laziness!

I broke a sweat coming up with these quotes about laziness so enjoy them! Last week I helped my friend stay put. It’s a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure … Continue reading

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Mitch Hedburg Quotes

Mitch Hedburg’s (1968-2005) stand up comedy routines were known for his short, sharp one-liners. Here are a few of our favorites: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You … Continue reading

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