Tag Archives: Mirth in a Box

Prometheus Voices A Concern by Alex Berg

Zeus? Can we talk for a second about this punishment you’ve meted out for me? And, before I begin, I am sorry about the whole giving fire to mankind thing. I didn’t think you’d take it like you did, and I … Continue reading

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A Children’s Primer For Amoebas by Alex Berg

This blog post was resurrected from the deep well of Alex Berg’s old blog, Microanalysis. Thanks, Alex! You’re a life saver! A Children’s Primer for Amoebas See Moe. See Moe’s amorphous body form pseudopodia. Locomote using pseudopodia, Moe, locomote using … Continue reading

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Mouth-Watering Recipes For Water Moccasins

The following recipes were taken from Snake Bites: Forkfuls For Forked Tongues, by A. Piscivorus; Reptile Publishing Syndicate (1983). Edited by Alex Berg. Rat- Stuffed Rat Ingredients 1/4 cup ground rat 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 2 tablespoons finely chopped … Continue reading

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Egyptologists Excavate Prehysterical Jokes!

Who did the Egyptologist visit when she had a pain in her back?  A Cairopractor!  Why did Cleopatra shun her therapist? Because she was the Queen of Denial! Cleopatra: I’d like to take a milk bath now. Attendant: Pasteurized? Cleopatra: … Continue reading

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Theories By Einstein From His Time At The Swiss Patent Office by Alex Berg

Thank you to Alex Berg c 2006~ Other Theories Penned By Einstein During His Period Of Employment At The Swiss Patent Office Theory on the flow of time during lunch breaks Through observations conducted over the course of the past … Continue reading

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The Wright Brothers Politely Defer to One Another by Alex Berg

The Wright Brothers, like Alex Berg, had their ideas and inventions nurtured by their time spent in the glorious state of Ohio(see below for ongoing debate about the birthplace of aviation). Orville: Really, Wilbur, stop this silly bickering and get … Continue reading

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A Few Camel Jokes to Smooth Out Your Hump Day

Whoa! I had a very hard time finding ‘suitable for Prime Time’ camels jokes. I must have sifted through dozens to come up with these…so don’t judge too harshly: What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey (Hump-free-get … Continue reading

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Those Crazy Polar Bears: Polar Puns

Who knew polar bears were such jokesters? These jokes come straight out of the Arctic Comedy Clubs: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? Lost! Penguins live in Antarctica! Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in! … Continue reading

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Freeze! We’ve Got Snow Jokes

Thaw out your funny bone with these stone cold silly jokes! What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo! If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming? No privacy! What did … Continue reading

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Last Minute Christmas Jokes!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy! What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet! What is the best thing to put in to a Christmas cookie? Your teeth! What … Continue reading

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