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Dentists! Take These Without Novocain!

Warning: Only mock your dentist behind his back! Remember “Marathon Man”? What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque. Wife: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?Husband: I don’t know. The dentist kept it. What did the tooth … Continue reading

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College Graduation Quotes

Know someone who is graduating from college this year? Not only will they be getting a nice diploma but they’ll be getting lots of advice. Here’s some pearls of wisdom I thought were particularly appropriate: To those of you who … Continue reading

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What Makes You Laugh?

We asked a few people what makes them laugh. Guess what the number one answer was! What makes you laugh? We really want to know! Mirth in a Box sells care packages and gifts to cheer your friends whenever they … Continue reading

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Heaps of Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Midas. Midas who? Midas well open the door! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo,”beep beep”! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Rhoda. Rhoda who? Rhoda boat as fast as you can! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ears. … Continue reading

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Erma Bombeck- Oh Mother!

Erma Bombeck always saw the humor in the everyday mishaps of family life! Never have more children than you have car windows. All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with … Continue reading

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Italian Mob Indicted in Weather Fixing Scandal

Venice, Italy Arrest warrants have been issued for the head of the Italian Bureau of Tourism (IBT) along with the capos of a little known arm of the Italian mafia, Tempo Nostro, for weather fixing. Suspicions arose when several tourists … Continue reading

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Financial Funnies: Banker Jokes

Who ever said bankers don’t have a sense of humor? Oh wait, these jokes are ABOUT bankers, not written BY bankers. Never mind. How does one make a million dollars in the stock market? Start with two million dollars! What’s … Continue reading

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Win? Place? Show? Horse Racing Quotes

Mint Juleps, elaborate hats, and betting! It’s almost time for the Kentucky Derby! You’re better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn’t wanna wander … Continue reading

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Bullshit Button: Let Your Fingers Do the Talking!

Have you ever wanted to scream, “THAT’S BULLSHIT!”, at your coworker, boss, child, or spouse but did not want to suffer the repercussions of speaking so bluntly? That’s why these nifty Bullshit Buttons have been selling so well! Watch one … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Bacon. Bacon Who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet smarter than I look! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. … Continue reading

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