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Cupid’s Pre-Valentine’s Day To Do List

1. Buy spare pair of Spanx 2. Bleach new diaper 3. Dry clean wings 4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt 5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer 6. Call to make full body wax appointment 7. Confirm interview with … Continue reading

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Birthday Wishes for your Middle Aged Friends!

We thought these quotes might take the sting out of that “significant” birthday: “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”  -Unknown “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better … Continue reading

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Dribble Glasses: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: A dribble glass is an seemingly innocent glass with tiny, virtually undectectable holes in the sides, usually covered by etchings or painted designs. When an unsuspecting victim drinks from this glass, liquid dribbles down his chin and hilarity … Continue reading

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Elf Jokes: Naughty and Nice

Why aren’t there more jokes about elves around? Because they are short tempered! Groan! Here are a few I found: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why are Santa’s helpers depressed? They have low elf esteem! … Continue reading

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Celebrating Coffee International Coffee Day!

Did you know that September 29th is International Coffee Day? I have never needed a reason to start my day with a cup, or two, of coffee. Not wanting to be a party pooper I plan to celebrate Coffee Day … Continue reading

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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes: Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people! What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more … Continue reading

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Back To School: Teacher Jokes

Oh dear! Where did the summer go? It time for students to go back to school and time for Mirth in a Box to pull out the teacher jokes. Why did the teacher turn the lights on? Because her class … Continue reading

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Bzzzzzz! Insects are Intense!

Get it? If you’ve ever gone camping you know that insects are found IN TENTS!!!!!Never mind. Here are some cute insect & bug quotes with a touch of poetry: Take time to smell the roses and eventually you’ll inhale a … Continue reading

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I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face? Did you … Continue reading

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