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Red Skelton’s Take on Marriage

Ouch! I sure hope Red Skelton’s wife had a sense of humor! I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said,”Dust!” My wife told me the car … Continue reading

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Pucker Up, Buttercup! A Few Funny Quotes about Marriage

Erma Bombeck once said about marriage,”He who laughs, lasts.” Yep. Here’s a few funny quotes to help you get through the day laughing: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Jeff Foxworthy Marriage is the only … Continue reading

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