Tag Archives: Mark Twain

14 Memorable Quotes About Books

Are you the type who likes to curls up with a good book on a cold night? I sure am. I think you’ll enjoy these quotes: Every burned book enlightens the world. Ralph Waldo Emerson There are worse crimes than … Continue reading

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Saccharine and Sarcastic Quotes About the Weather!

Ugh! I’m checking the weather way too much this summer! Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
 John Ruskin … Continue reading

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Stormy Weather? Read On!

Has a bit of rain got you down? A rainy day is the perfect time for a walk in the woods. Rachel Carson It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity … Continue reading

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Quotes for Father’s Day

Happy Fathers’ Day! A two year old is kind of like have a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld. Having children is like living in a frat house-nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot … Continue reading

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Earth Day Quotes: Giving Mother Nature Some Love

Earth Day, always April 22nd, was first celebrated in 1970. What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? Henry David Thoreau A true conservationist is a man who knows that the … Continue reading

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Hiss! The Claws Are Out! Snarky Celebrity Quotes

Is nothing sacred? Nope! Makes it entertaining for the rest of us. Even Jane Austen gets slammed! Marlon (Brando) has yet to learn to speak. He should have been born two generations before and acted in silent films. Richard Burton … Continue reading

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14 Classic Insults!

These are some of my favorite insults. What are yours? Tell me in the comment section below! He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde He has all of the virtues I dislike and none … Continue reading

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8 Fun Quotes Aboout Babies

It seems as if everyone I know is having a baby! How many baby showers have you been to this past year? We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the … Continue reading

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Ahhhhh Summertime! Quotes for a Summer’s Day

It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out. Bill Watterson Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. Russel Baker Do what we can, summer will have its … Continue reading

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The 10 Funniest Quotes About Golf

These are my favorites. What are your? Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Bob Hope If you think … Continue reading

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