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Have A Very Merry Christmas: 7 Funny Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked ¬†for my autograph. Shirley Temple Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than … Continue reading

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Why Louis CK Can Make a Living as a Comedian

Couldn’t resist sharing a few of my favorite Louis CK lines: Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself. I’m not … Continue reading

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Funny Christmas Quotes

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. … Continue reading

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