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Classic Knock Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden! Wooden who? Wooden you like to know! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Madam! Madam who? Open up! Madam foot is caught in the door! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it’s broken! … Continue reading

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Knock Knock Jokes- Don’t Knock Them!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Midas. Midas who? Midas well open the door! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo,”beep beep”! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Rhoda. Rhoda who? Rhoda boat as fast as you can! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ears. … Continue reading

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These Knock Knock Jokes Will Knock Your Socks Off!

Or not! Here’s a few knock knock jokes that I have not heard before: Knock knock! Who’s there? Noah! Noah who? Noah good place we can eat? Knock knock! Who’s there? Spell! Spell who? W H O! Knock knock! Who’s … Continue reading

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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

So appropriate for halloween: Knock Knock! Who’s there? Philip. Philip who? Philip my bag with candy! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Sam. Sam who? Sam person who knocked on you door last year! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Abbott. Abbot who? Abbot … Continue reading

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5 Classic Knock Knock Jokes

Someone asked me to list my 5 favorite Knock Knock jokes. These made the cut: Knock Knock! Who’s there? Madame. Madame who? Madame foot’s caught in the door! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo hoo. Boo hoo who? Aww don’t cry, … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Madam! Madam Who?

Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door! I hope you knew how that classic knock knock joke ended! Here’s a few you might not have heard: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let … Continue reading

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Who’s There? More Knock Knock Jokes!

Some people just can’t get enough of Knock Knock jokes. Luckily for those folks, we can’t either! Here’s a few more: Knock Knock! Who’s there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle be the last time I knock on this door! Knock Knock! … Continue reading

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I Hearing Knocking: Even More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon fool some of the people some of the time …! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh wouldn’t believe me if I told you! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabella who? … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first. I’m scared! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the haunted house? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Isaiah. Isaiah who? Isaiah nothing until you open this door! Knock Knock! … Continue reading

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Open Wide for Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Xavier! Xavier who? Xavier breath I’m not leaving! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy last time you took a bath? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Wilma! Wilma who? Wilma dreams come true? Knock Knock! Who’s … Continue reading

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