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Catch of the Day: Fish Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales! What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What is the fastest fish in the sea? The one that got away! What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick … Continue reading

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These Croaked Me Up: Frog Jokes

What does a frog say when it sees something he really likes? Toadly awesome! Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a hopperation! What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in! What do frogs do … Continue reading

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We’re Hooked- Fish Jokes

What happens when the tuna fisherman has a bad day? He gets canned! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Where do fish clean up? In a river basin! Where do fish sleep at night? On the … Continue reading

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Forest Critters Jokes

Just in time for camping season! What do call a raccoon with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want! He can’t hear you! Did you hear the joke about the owl? It was a hoot! What do you call … Continue reading

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The Monkeys are Running the Zoo! Jokes About Monkeys

Go bananas over these jokes! What did the banana do when it saw the monkeys?Split! Which type of monkeys fly? Hot Air Baboons! Why don’t the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more? There are just too many cheetahs! … Continue reading

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PG Sheep Jokes-Shear Hilarity

Happy Chinese New Year! In honor of the Year of the Sheep, here are a few clean sheep jokes. I found some terrific off color ones but since we spend the summer catering to the camp crowd, I thought I’d … Continue reading

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PG Jokes to Send to Your Kid at Summer Camp

Have you sent your child off to summer camp? Are you feeling guilty that you are enjoying the quiet house? Need to send you camper some letters but can’t think of what to say (other than how much fun you … Continue reading

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That Frosty is One Funny Guy: Snowman Jokes

I heard these from Frosty himself (What a flake!): What do you call an old snowman? Water! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes! How does one snowman greet another snowman? Ice to meet you! What did one snowman … Continue reading

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Who’s There? More Knock Knock Jokes!

Some people just can’t get enough of Knock Knock jokes. Luckily for those folks, we can’t either! Here’s a few more: Knock Knock! Who’s there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle be the last time I knock on this door! Knock Knock! … Continue reading

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Ho Ho Ho! No No No! Santa Claus Jokes

Hey! How many of these have you heard before? What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish! What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?A Christmas Quacker! What’s red and white and falls down the chimney? Santa Klutz! What … Continue reading

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