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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes: Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people! What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more … Continue reading

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How Many Politicians Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Wow. So many answers to the age old question, “How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?” Here are some of my favorites: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to change … Continue reading

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I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face? Did you … Continue reading

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A Family-style Plate of Shellfish Jokes!

Please pass the cocktail sauce! What do you call a fashion conscious crab? A snappy dresser! Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle! How does a shellfish get to the hospital? … Continue reading

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Flipper’s Favorite Dolphin Jokes

We asked Flipper to send us his best jokes. This is what he wrote back: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise! How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin! … Continue reading

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Why Should I Learn Golf? These Quotes Make it Sound Frustrating!

Every few years someone tries to encourage me to take up golf. I’ve yet to be convinced. The most important shot in golf is the next one. Ben Hogan I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s … Continue reading

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Comedic Cephalopods: Squid and Octopus Jokes

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid! How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles! Who held the baby octopus for ransome? Squidnappers! What … Continue reading

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We’re Hooked- Fish Jokes

What happens when the tuna fisherman has a bad day? He gets canned! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Where do fish clean up? In a river basin! Where do fish sleep at night? On the … Continue reading

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Forest Critters Jokes

Just in time for camping season! What do call a raccoon with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want! He can’t hear you! Did you hear the joke about the owl? It was a hoot! What do you call … Continue reading

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Why is No One Laughing at These Gardening Jokes?

Because they are so CORNY! But that has never stopped me…. What did the big flower say to the small flower? What’s up, bud! What is green and goes to a summer camp? A Brussels’ scout! Why did the Golden … Continue reading

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