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Heaps of Knock Knock Jokes

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Midas. Midas who? Midas well open the door! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo,”beep beep”! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Rhoda. Rhoda who? Rhoda boat as fast as you can! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ears. … Continue reading →

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Erma Bombeck- Oh Mother!

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Erma Bombeck always saw the humor in the everyday mishaps of family life! Never have more children than you have car windows. All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with … Continue reading →

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Win? Place? Show? Horse Racing Quotes

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Mint Juleps, elaborate hats, and betting! It’s almost time for the Kentucky Derby! You’re better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn’t wanna wander … Continue reading →

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Earth Day Jokes: How Do Trees Get on the Internet?

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Gay Gasser

They LOG in!  Here are a few more green-tinged jokes to celebrate Earth Day: What do you tell a rain forest that is about to be cut down? Run, Forest, Run! Have you heard the one about the recycling bin with … Continue reading →

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What’s the Difference Between Tax Avoidance & Tax Evasion?

Posted on April 14, 2013 by Gay Gasser

 Jail! Here’s a few more jokes to take the sting out of Tax Day: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter! (Thank you, … Continue reading →

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What Does An Accountant Do to Liven Up a Party?

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Not show up! OUCH! Well. I’m guessing by these jokes that accountants are not know for their senses of humor. Come on, CPA’s! Prove me wrong! When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he … Continue reading →

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National Doctors’ Day March 30th

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Gay Gasser

Did you know that in the early 1990’s President George Bush officially declared March 30th National Doctors’ Day? So Saturday is the day to pat your favorite doctor on the back. At Mirth in a Box we are pleased to present … Continue reading →

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Easter Jokes to Crack You Up!

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Gay Gasser

What did one Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg? “Heard any good jokes lately?” I bet the answer was an emphatic, “No!” I did manage to find a few Easter-themed jokes but very few managed to crack me … Continue reading →

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Joan Rivers on Doctors

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Gay Gasser

I had a cold and my doctor recommended coffee enemas. I can never go back to Starbucks… You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. You know it’s … Continue reading →

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A+ Architect Jokes

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Gay Gasser

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the internet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought? How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? … Continue reading →

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