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Why Did The Elephant Wear Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day?

Because his red ones were dirty! A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock! What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick … Continue reading

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A+ Architect Jokes

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the internet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought? How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? … Continue reading

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Presidents’s Day Jokes!

Today is a day not just for mattress sales! Here’s a few jokes told at the expense of George Washington and Abe Lincoln: Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born outside! Abraham … Continue reading

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I Heart Valentines Day Jokes!

Valentines Day definitely calls for the the corniest of jokes and puns: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th! What did the tarantula say about his date? We met on the web! Why didn’t Cupid shoot … Continue reading

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Teddy Bear Jokes:Unbearable!

Pawthetic? Fur sure! What did the teddy bear say after dinner? I’m stuffed! What do you called a Teddy Bear with no ears? A Teddy B! What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A … Continue reading

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Mummy! They’re Making Fun of You!!! Mummy Jokes

You’d have to be a stiff not to appreciate these great mummy jokes we dug up: Why don’t mummies have many friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves! What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Rap music! Why don’t mummies … Continue reading

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Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Skeleton Jokes!

It is time to reach in to the closet and bring out the skeleton jokes. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts! Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with! Who was the … Continue reading

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Bust a Gut Laughing at These Zombie Jokes

Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately! What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? A MANwich! What did the zombie do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt! Why was the zombie expelled from … Continue reading

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Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him! What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream! What do you … Continue reading

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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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