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Horray for Hollywood! Quotes from the Stars

The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money. Marlon Brando In Hollywood if you don’t have a shrink, people think you’re crazy. Johnny Carson I never go out unless I … Continue reading

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Christmas Cheer: Funny Christmas Quotes From Your Favorite Comedians

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap departmentand told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright No self-respecting mother … Continue reading

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The Day After Thanksgiving Day Quotes

Ahhhhh! My favorite day of the holiday season is the day after Thanksgiving. Our refrigerator is brimming with leftovers, I usually stay home and sleep in….. and Christmas seems a long way off. No stress and plenty of food! If … Continue reading

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Quotes About Politics and Politicians

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. H. L. Mencken  I don’t think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then if … Continue reading

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One Liners About Politicians!

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. Groucho Marx I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. Woody … Continue reading

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

According to Reba McEntire, “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. We agree. Here’s some zingers to help you through Thanksgiving Dinner: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of … Continue reading

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