Tag Archives: Joan Rivers

Red Carpet Fashion Digs-Miss You, Joan Rivers!

Since we are deep in to awards season, I think it is only appropriate to resurrect some of Joan Rivers snarky fashion one liners: Her chest is flatter than Kirstie Alley’s sofa cushions. I’ve seen better coats on a dog … Continue reading

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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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A Dozen Funny Quotes About Mothers

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck I told my mother-in-law that my house … Continue reading

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Christmas Cheer: Funny Christmas Quotes From Your Favorite Comedians

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap departmentand told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright No self-respecting mother … Continue reading

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Hiss! The Claws Are Out! Snarky Celebrity Quotes

Is nothing sacred? Nope! Makes it entertaining for the rest of us. Even Jane Austen gets slammed! Marlon (Brando) has yet to learn to speak. He should have been born two generations before and acted in silent films. Richard Burton … Continue reading

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Quotes About April’s Birthstone, The Diamond!

I come from several generations of watchmakers and jewelers. Always a bit of a black sheep in my family, I write this with chipped fingernails, ringless fingers and plastic earrings in my ears. However, I do remember that April’s birthstone … Continue reading

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We Will Miss You, Joan Rivers!

Over the years I have used quite a few of Joan Rivers‘ zingers. Here’s a mini homage to one of my favorite funny ladies: Doctors: A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo … Continue reading

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Getting Older is Getting Better? Really?

Well aging is certainly a deep well of humor!  By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had … Continue reading

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What is the Second Most Common New Year’s Resolution?

You probably guessed it-Exercise! It certainly seems like a good idea after 5 glasses of champagne. Do any of these quotes caption how you feel about exercise on January 2nd? My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis … Continue reading

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