Tag Archives: Jerry Seinfeld

Quotes for Father’s Day

Happy Fathers’ Day! A two year old is kind of like have a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld. Having children is like living in a frat house-nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot … Continue reading

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I’m Loving My Dog Today! Funny Dog Quotes

Boy, do I love having a dog! Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.  Ann Landers Life is like a dog … Continue reading

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Cooking with Laughs: Quotes About Cooking

I used to cook. Years ago. Once I was grilling sausage and wandered away for I don’t know what. Soon the smoke detectors went off. I naturally assumed one of the kids had been playing with matches.  Charging heroically upstairs … Continue reading

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