Tag Archives: Jeff Foxworthy

The 10 Funniest Quotes About Golf

These are my favorites. What are your? Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Bob Hope If you think … Continue reading

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It’s a Girl! Quotes About Daughters

My darling daughter is about to have her own daughter. I am ridiculously psyched. Here’s a few appropriate quotes and some incredible photos: What are little girls made of? Sugar and Spice and everything nice, that’s what little girls are … Continue reading

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One Liners About Toys From My Favorite Comedians

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. Woody Allen Little girls love dolls. … Continue reading

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The Holiday Office Party: RSVP Yes or No?

Ahhhhh. I don’t really have an office party any more. Do you? What I don’t like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party … Continue reading

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Families are Like Fudge,Mostly Sweet with a Few Nuts:Quotes

Happiness is having a large,loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices-take it or leave it. Buddy Hacket If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may … Continue reading

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Pucker Up, Buttercup! A Few Funny Quotes about Marriage

Erma Bombeck once said about marriage,”He who laughs, lasts.” Yep. Here’s a few funny quotes to help you get through the day laughing: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Jeff Foxworthy Marriage is the only … Continue reading

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Taxes! Quotes & Quips!

T. S. Eliot begins best known poem, “The Wasteland” with, ‘April is the cruellest month…’ . No, he wasn’t referring to Tax Day in the US of A, but if it weren’t for the abundance of spring flowers we might … Continue reading

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All in the Family: The Jokes on You!

Most people will soon be spending at least a bit of quality time with their families. A quick look around found that, though mothers-in-law bore the brunt of most jokes, no member of the family was immune. Here’s a few … Continue reading

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