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Christmas Cheer: Funny Christmas Quotes From Your Favorite Comedians

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap departmentand told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright No self-respecting mother … Continue reading

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7 Timely Quotes About Taxes

I’ve filed my extension. How about you? It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required. Anonymous I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes . … Continue reading

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Have A Very Merry Christmas: 7 Funny Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked  for my autograph. Shirley Temple Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than … Continue reading

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Keep on Smiling. Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes

I guess the only perfect Thanksgiving dinners were at Norman Rockwell’s house. On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.  Anonymous Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ? John … Continue reading

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Funny Christmas Quotes

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. … Continue reading

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