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Horray for Hollywood! Quotes from the Stars

The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money. Marlon Brando In Hollywood if you don’t have a shrink, people think you’re crazy. Johnny Carson I never go out unless I … Continue reading

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Bigger Snacks Mean Bigger Slacks and Other Diet Quotes

Ugh. Take away my Doritos and I’m miserable. Misery loves company so I’ve compiled a few appropriate quotes about diets: I lied on my Weight Watchers list.  I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate … Continue reading

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What is the Number One News Year’s Resolution?

Dieting! Here’s what a few of our favorite comedians have to say about that well-worn topic: The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child My wife is a light eater. … Continue reading

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